Wait, a winner for what? What was won? WHO was the winner? Was ... was I the winner, and I didn't know it? Did I win?! OH BOY!! YAY! I'M A WINNER ... and I don't know what I won, but that doesn't matter.
Well, if you forgot who it was ... then it might as well be me! YAY! I WON! And if you still remember the request, then I don't have to go to the trouble of making one myself. It's was already done for me. HUZZA! Double winner!
*finds a cookie on the floor* AWWWW YEAH! Triple winner!
Was ... was I the winner, and I didn't know it? Did I win?! OH BOY!!
YAY!! *dances around at being a winner*
I forget who, but I remember the request.
*finds a cookie on the floor* AWWWW YEAH! Triple winner!